you can lead a horse to water but i mean u could also lead a horse to chuck e cheese or somewhere real nice. a love hotel. wouldnt that be more fun
Is that Lana del ray
don’t send nudes send noodles they are much more satisfying
my quilt (by caroline la rousse)
Source: Flickr / streamofviolets
i love this
Don’t lie to me you bastard.
I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE
WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE
A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN
THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN THIS EGG TO I HAVE TO GO TO A HOT TUB AND SING TO IT OR SOMETHING I JUST WANTED FUCKING CHOCOLATE
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